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Crono about wrong pirating after raid:
[23:38:03]@Crono : a huge zallun warrior walks into the port market area, there's flames everywhere and sparks shooting out of every computer panel, and he says to the clerk hiding behind the counter: "hey, i'm looting this port here, but, i seem to have taken a wrong turn and picked up the wrong box, mind if I return this?"
<Zanderif> /me kicks Ryan
<Zanderif> hey!
<Zanderif> /me goes wtf?
<Zanderif> WTF?!
<Zanderif> does it work for you Ryan?
* Ryan kicks zanderif
<Zanderif> what the...
<Zanderif> /quit
<Zanderif> what about that?
* Ryan has quit IRC (Quit: Cause I can)
* Ryan has joined #0150
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Ryan
<Ryan> damn you zanderif
<Zanderif> sorry, couldn't resist
<Reue> Chris killed an npc <Christopher> 112 to be precise <Reue> well congratulations, you killed the only thing in the game with a lower Iq then yourself)
[23:20:46]+Kagutsuchi : >.>
[23:21:00]@Zanderif slaps Kagutsuchi around a bit with a large trout
[23:21:00]+Kagutsuchi does a backflip spin, takes out his Dragon Dagger and Stabs Zanderif in the gut several times
[23:21:00]@Zanderif dodges
[23:21:09]@Zanderif : yay 
[14:33:22]Bioflunz : So this guy is coming home at 6 AM, completely drunk. His wife is waiting for him at the door yelling at him "you must have a very good reason to come home at this time of day!" Husband replies "indeedy. Breakfast ^^"
[18:46:50] @Bunny:design me a ship
[18:46:57] @Bunny: 1 - 1.5 bill
[18:46:59] @Bunny : pirate
[18:47:01] @Bunny : wraith
[18:47:03] Bunny : +400 align
[18:47:12] +Cosmo: hey stay in line...
[18:47:16] +Cosmo: doin mine first 
[18:48:20] @Bunny : >_>
[18:48:22] @Bunny: NO!
[18:48:24] @Bunny: >_>
[18:48:25] @Bunny: DO ME!
[18:48:38] +Cosmo humps Bunny
[18:48:39] +Cosmo: there
[18:48:39] Cosmo:P
[18:48:44] @Bunny : MORE!
[18:48:48] +Cosmo: O.o
[18:48:56] +Cosmo humps bunny
[18:49:01] @Bunny : yay!
[18:49:05] @Bunny: do my ship now!
[18:49:09] +Cosmo humps the ship
[16:34:33]@Chef : or open HELP
[16:34:42][Part #universe] |Maverick| (supercroft@cpc1-swin3-6-0-cust182.brhm.cable.ntl.com)
[16:34:55]@Chef : argh! LEFT CORNER!
[21:08:08] @Cosmo: (Easy)º°·,:D
[21:08:23] @Joeone: grr
[21:08:26] @Joeone: tell me
[21:08:28] @Joeone: lol
[21:08:35] @Cosmo: try
[21:08:52] @Cosmo: /part
[21:08:56] @Cosmo: it will open up a menu
[21:09:02] [Part-#Universe] Joeone
[21:09:04] @Cosmo:
)
[21:09:11] @cmdr: o.O
[21:09:12] [Join-#universe] Joeone
[21:10:12] [Mode-#universe] ChanServ +o Joeone
[21:10:13] @Cosmo: 
[21:10:17] [Part-#universe] cmdr
[21:10:19] @Cosmo: LOOOOOOOOL
[21:10:23] @Joeone: lol
[21:10:26] @Joeone: hahahahaha
[21:10:26] [Join-#universe] cmdr
[21:10:26] [Mode-#universe] ChanServ +o cmdr
[21:10:30] @Joeone: Mak
[21:10:30] @cmdr: balloons you!
[21:10:30] @Cosmo: took u long enough
[21:10:31] @Cosmo: 
07/27/05 17:59:56 EDT from Li Showron (6593)
i hope you ponies die from cancer to the balls iv been killed by 8 people today resorcing and your 9 i hope god shoves a pineapple up your ass you nigger
Fires a Focused Flux Battery at the [CENSORED], dispersing 744 Shields. [Critical Hit]
Fires a Medium Burst Beam Cannon at the [CENSORED], dispersing 302 Shields. [Critical Hit]
Fires a Crusader at the [CENSORED], dispersing 668 Shields [Critical Hit] and destroying 115 Armor.
Fires a 96mm SP Gauss Cannon at the [CENSORED], destroying 448 Armor. [Critical Hit]
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[15:11:47]@duck: You used 1 turn to reprogram 17 drones.
[15:11:51]@duck: i love my arm
[15:12:00]@Cosmo: I'm sure you do
[15:12:04]@Cosmo: you love your arm each day
[15:12:05]@Cosmo:

DD
[15:12:12]@duck: >.<
[19:45:25]OceanMinded : you're not supposed correct the almighty Liz

[19:45:50]Cosmo: supposed *to* correct
[19:45:55]OceanMinded : ...
[19:45:58]Cosmo:

[22:51:02]@Pacstar: Where is your cloak?
[22:51:22]@Mycroft: What cloak? You never designed one into this ship.
[04:39:03] @Nosferatu : peace
[04:39:05] @Cosmo : cya
[04:39:06] [Part-#gold] Nosferatu (spiritnosf@ip68-7-47-123.sd.sd.cox.net)
[04:39:12] @duck :

[04:39:12] @Pacstar : too late
[04:39:21] @Cosmo : [04:39:05] @Cosmo : cya
[04:39:21] @Cosmo : [04:39:06] [Part-#gold]10 Nosferatu (spiritnosf@ip68-7-47-123.sd.sd.cox.net)
[04:39:22] @Cosmo : actually
[04:39:25] @Cosmo : on time
[04:39:30] @Pacstar : haha
[04:39:33] @duck : * Nosferatu has left #gold
[04:39:34] @duck : <Cosmo> cya
[04:39:34] @Pacstar : cosmo pwns you not!
[04:39:36] @Cosmo : :p
[04:39:43] @Pacstar : [03:38:46] * Nosferatu (spiritnosf@ip68-7-47-123.sd.sd.cox.net) has left #gold
[04:39:43] @Pacstar : [03:38:46] <Cosmo> cya
[04:39:44] @Cosmo : you guys lag!
[04:39:48] @Cosmo : ;p
[05:04:55]@Pacstar: I'm stupid
[16:01:55] <Pacstar> no pings
[16:01:58] <Pacstar> 4k is in fear!
[16:01:59] <Pacstar> :p
[16:02:06] <duck> if thats the case
[16:02:12] <duck> 3k is scared rainbowssss
[20:11:27]@Pac|afk: pop goes 1 raider
[20:11:31]@Pac|afk: whoooo
[20:11:33]@Pac|afk: go port!
[04:34:33] * @Cosmo is Back (From:Auto IdleAway after 15 minute(s)) (Gone for:1867wks 2days 1hr 34mins 33secs) - Invincible
[00:46:43]@MadKaT: what does <3 mean
[00:46:49]@Pacstar: love
[00:46:53]@Cosmo: lol!
[00:46:57]@duck: hehe
[00:46:58]@Cosmo: <3 duck
[00:46:59]@Cosmo:

[00:46:59]@MadKaT: o i c
[00:46:59]@Pacstar: it was a icecream cone
[00:47:04]@duck: LOL
[00:47:06]@Pacstar : then they made it a heart
[00:47:25]@Cosmo: well... in years gone past.. i thougt it ment " to moon someone"
[00:47:33]@Cosmo: the whole 3 made me think it was an ass
[00:47:40]@MadKaT: lol
[00:47:42]@Pacstar: :3 = mooning
[00:47:52]@duck: then aelanna moons us alot
[00:47:53]@Cosmo:3 pac
[00:47:57]@Pacstar: -.-
[00:47:59]@Cosmo:

[00:48:03]@duck: she claims its a kitty's mouth
[00:48:06]@Cosmo: LOL!
[00:48:08]@Pacstar : haha
[01:09:41]@Cosmo: 16 bucks a TDZK mug
[01:09:51]@Cosmo: ... i fear for the time when i will have a sallary
[01:09:55]@Cosmo: x.x
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[20:21:13]@[GNU]Order: I got the anna kornicva (sp) virus because I got an email promising me nude photos. I was more upset that there weren't really any photos.
Quit: (Tiger you dreaming? Yes, yes - examine - attack!!! Hunny, hunny - i'm ok, ok, i have 2,5k SHD, ok.)
03/02/05 20:06:53 EST from aren (1797)
dammit! why'd you kill me though?! why ME & not some other person?! why did you just randomly pick ME to pod?!
[10:05:59] +Kagutsuchi : boo
[10:06:00] @Zanderif Kills everything
[10:06:02] +Kagutsuchi: boo
[10:06:05] @Zanderif Kills everything
[10:06:27] @Nash : boo
[10:06:27] @Zanderif Kills everything
[10:06:29] @Nash : lol
[10:08:04] @Cosmo : script?
[10:08:08] @Cosmo : boo
[10:08:09] @Zanderif puts the ghost to rest
[10:08:09] @Cosmo : :p
[10:31:11] Inigo: CTL+ALT+DEL made CBS news O.o
[10:33:07] Ignorance: That's not news. That's interview in a column.
[10:34:05] Cosmo: Heretic! :p
[10:34:19] lene|midz : w0rd
[22:33:58] @[GNU]Order: Windows use to come into Linux channels to say how much linux sucks. When I asked them why, they say linux users do that in windows channels.
[22:34:18] @[GNU]Order: then I point out that is in the context of telling windows users how to fix their windows systems.
[22:35:05] todd10000: BUT LINUX SUX0R WTFLOL!!111111112 D00DSD WINDOWS FRTW!!!!
<Zanderif> !?sdrawkcab setirw txet ruoy ,z-tla sserp uoy fi
<ApacheCommander> ????????
<DK> apache
<Zanderif> if you press alt-z
<Zanderif> your text writes backwards
* DK has left #dark
<Zanderif> LOL!
* DK has joined #dark
* ChanServ sets mode: +v DK
<Zanderif> owned
<DK> balloons you Zanderif
<DK> I exited 3 channels
<DK> before I realized
<ApacheCommander> o.0
<Zanderif> you were totally owned!
* ApacheCommander has left #DARK
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o ApacheCommander
<ApacheCommander> o.0
<DK> brb apache
<ApacheCommander> liar!
<ApacheCommander> alt z is quit
<Zanderif> I can't believe you didn't realize it
<Bink> :p
<Static> what does
mean?
<Bink> turn your head 90 degrees
<Static> o
[23:39:11] DarthFoamy : Food Processor [Equip]
[23:39:20] Firepaw: Aye.
[23:39:22] DarthFoamy : Turns 2 Slaves into 1 Food
[23:40:18] Firepaw : Dont forget the Micro Factory Module. You need 2 ore to make 1 can, then 1 can + 1 slave = 1 food. Whee.
[12:06:40] @Pacstar pets Crazio
[12:06:44] @Pacstar : its ok
[12:06:48] @Crazio smiles back
[01:21:36] El_Chancho : i'm the coolest
[01:21:40] El_Chancho : derivian
[01:21:41] @Cosmo : O-o
[01:21:50] @Cosmo : noobie right>?
[01:21:53] El_Chancho : yea, i know your all envious
[01:21:57] El_Chancho : lol
[01:22:00] El_Chancho : yes i am
[01:22:03] @Cosmo : it shows
[01:22:04] @Cosmo : 
[10:47:34]@Nash: i was going to say that but i thought it was too lame 
[10:47:47]@Zanderif : fool, we are on IRC
[10:47:51]@Zanderif : how can you get any lamer then that
Beburos (Quit: Hazza: My sisters bedroom could pass as a pron set, as it's seen loads of sexual action.)
[17:24] <Cosmo> Currently my lag is: 12.469s
[17:24] <Cosmo> f*ck
[17:28] * Cosmo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[16:58:54]@Cosmo: Quack
[16:58:55]@Cosmo: :p
[16:59:22]+Crazio looks around for the duck
[16:59:47]@Cosmo pulls a duck outta his pants
[16:59:50]@Cosmo: Quack!
[17:00:04]+Crazio runs towards the duck with a Dagger!!
[17:00:19]@Cosmo notices the duck pullin out a Minigun
[17:00:25]+Crazio accidently falls off and slice Cosmo's *cough*
[17:00:38]@Cosmo 's *cough* respawns
[17:00:42]+Crazio : wow...
[17:00:44]@Cosmo: 
[17:00:47]+Crazio: lol
[22:02:07]@Red_Ninja : im not sure if im offended yet cause you confused me much
[22:41:38]@Tapa hugs Cosmo
[22:41:44]@Cosmo hugs Tapa
[22:41:50]@Tapa humps Cosmo
[22:41:57]@Cosmo humps Tapa